I never liked those stupid handles, I like that there’s actually a good reason to hate on them

“Identified”? Not “arrested” or “charged”? I can identify lots of people who did bad things.

He’s actually a 9 year old from 2013

This sounds like a convenient way to have all your locally saved photos wiped by your kid

In a lot of places in South Asia, it’s common to place small religious shrines on the dash of a car to ward off bad luck. Just thought I’d mention for no reason.

We have this in the uk, it’s called wetherspoons

As much as I generally agree with you on principles, you sound utterly insufferable