I had never heard of Cypher before, but yes. Just like that.

I would want the superpower of linguistics: the ability to fluently read, speak, and understand any language ever spoken or will be spoken.

No. 1

Thank you. That was easy to understand.

Can someone smarter than me (I know, it’s a low bar) explain how DEI is unconstitutional? Especially when it comes to private enterprises like Apple and Costco?

Edit: okay, I found a decent article that lays it out. While I agree with the basic premise, I know its effect won’t be more equality.

Pretty sure there is a Linux community for just about any question you can think of already on Lemmy.

Or fortshit, for those who don’t eat enough fiber.

If dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?

I hope I’m wrong, but it wouldn’t surprise me if everything recently wasn’t according to plan. Everyone stalls the trials long enough to get Trump elected, and now that he’s elected, let the trials continue until he’s found guilty. Use that as a means to impeach Trump from office, and then replace him with a younger, less smelly, boot licker that’s easier to control.

I would call my boys to tell them I love them. I would let my ex know that my dog needs to be picked up tomorrow. Then I would eat the remainder of my gummies and go to bed. My dog of course would likely follow and lay beside me as I drift off into nothingness.

Do you want a cookie or something?

The War on Obesity wins in unexpected ways.

Big Foods are using contaminated fresh food to push people back to ultra processed food. /s

We need to replace it with something, not just cheer because a shitty religion is dying.

Why not both?

And they say there’s no such thing as good news.

The FCC will address the issue next month, while further U.S. actions are expected.

Right. I’ll start holding my breath now.

Not sure whether it’s a mistake or not, but when I see people being so negative on their profile, I skip. It’s fine to announce your intentions (eg, looking forward a commitment, not looking for a situationship), but if your profile is mainly a list of don’t’s, then that to me screams you’ve still got issues to work through.

Another one are the people who either don’t fill out a profile, or say something trite like “if you want to know, ask”. That makes me think you’re lazy, and expect the other person to do all the work. If you can’t be bothered even a little, then I can’t be bothered even a little.

Brother, it is the junk drawer that keeps you sane. For trying to organize everything is impossible.

Yeah I’m kind of regretting my Reyee router right now. Guess we should look up rooting them and seeing what we can find.

For most boomers, this is true. It’s genx and younger that will suffer.