I am going to the penitentiary

Because I got busted for selling fentynal

Barney needs a lawyer now.

Huh, so they were all good decisions then I guess.

ICE: We need to talk to you about your use of excessive force… Well done, keep up the good work! You’ll be promoted in no time!

How giving up hope could be changing young Americans’ lives.

@[email protected] will be happy to hear that!

Ya filthy animal.

I know, but it’s a bit of silly Christmas fun.

I second this.

Thank you Semi_Hemi_Demigod! Also your names fun to say out loud.

For hijinx reasons.

May future corn lady bless you with a bountiful crop!

Well there’s always next year, I believe in you!

We will catch that international terrorist one day!

Sometimes it’s garlic, but yeah, mostly onion.

Nah it was a homage to this video.

Ahhhh shit, there goes my money again.

Fucking die cunt.

You are wrong Waluigi I’m stoned as fuck at work right now.

12/24 was an inside job!