I’m all about efficiency

No, I don’t think I will actually

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

I’d argue the pager explosions were just a different form factor of carpet bombing

You simply underestimate the duplicitous nature of the [country name] immigrant /s

The ghost of Christmas future

Ah finally, the Good Ole Days

I don’t remember what it was but I read something recently that said “up to 30+” and I had to reread it a few times