Oh, multiple assassinations.

Tim is smart. This is exactly how to survive your shit president, America. Bend him over and kiss his ass, and you’ll survive.

I always thought the lyrics were

This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on again.

Oh well.

Just a web-based downloader, I’m patient and simple:p

Already using Spotify to pirate music.

Heil, Shitler!

Eh? They left. What’s to remove?

Medvedev still isn’t a real boy.

ICE officers should not be allowed to wear masks. What is this, the KKK?

It did shatter expectations. It’s supposed to be good, but it’s crap.

Chump change.

Used coffee grinds.

She wasn’t, as you say, “working.” Yes, you may vomit now, Trumpf is disgusting.

Maybe he meant the satanic bible?

Cremate the piece of shit, what a waste of space.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage, The Stale Anuses.

What a dumbass pedophile.

Cheetos, please.

Who works in that restaurant? Are they legal? Will ICE be visiting anytime soon?

Seriously, who cares about Ellen moving?