gimpchrist

EighTEEN. He’s a fucking teenager get over it you fucking weirdo

An 18-year-old is a teenager. Your brain doesn’t stop developing until mid 20s.

Okay cool but it still does absolutely nothing

I’m tired. And hungry. And not having fun.

And people like you are why we can’t have cool things… people like you are the reason why fucking companies take away the fucking refunds policies. Not like people like you give a fuck though, I’m wasting my breath.

Peach cobbler for me

Now the real question is which one is you… a 16 year old trying to justify wanting to fuck a 21-year-old, or a 21 year old trying to morally justify why it’s okay to have sex with a 16 year old

I was a housekeeper and most Asian folks leave a toonie on or around the pillow everyday in canada it was really sweet

Well now I just want to join the CIA and do cocaine all day

I think I could tolerate it for a couple months at most. The problem is that good advertising doesn’t exist very often so it’s all just fucking annoying

Uhoh I think I’m having another stroke

Yeah that was like one of the first things I did was pay for Lemmy… if I see anybody creating content that I like I also pay for that. I have found musicians on Lenny that I now pay, yep. Sure fuckin’ do… Do you?

Well that’s shitty

That’s what they said at the start of enshittification. Spelling and grammar actually do fucking matter and I don’t care who hates me for my opinion this time

Do you support or pay sex workers?

You can develop a severe allergy to Coconut oil… also coconut oil fucks with the pH balance of a vagina so make sure that everybody is washing before sex

I said I can smell myself and it’s more bad smelling when I wear the deodorants then when I don’t… I didn’t say I don’t fucking smell I said it’s worse when I’m wearing deodorant compared to when I don’t

I don’t know but I’m honestly convinced that they put something in women’s deodorant so that we need to buy more of it and it makes us stink more because when I start using fancy women’s deodorant I fucking stink like God awful and I can’t even stand my own smell but when I stop using deodorant or can’t afford it for a while I don’t smell bad and I can’t figure it out

Constate?

I’ve got literal $0 for retirement and my bank account is in the red. It’s not going to be too good when I’m old.