Money. It’s just a mechanism of control because those with the power to share never learned to do so. They’re the kids at the playground hogging the swing set while everyone else is getting wood chips kicked in their face. Humanity in a nutshell.

Maybe not humorous, but I hope it paints a picture.

About 55 hours. I took LSA (natural form of LSD, on blotter paper, this was an unusually long trip, and thinking back, I’m not sure what the fuck it was) with some friends, watched the sun rise and set twice in one “day”. We were tripping pretty heavily, moments of elation, vivid colors, near-constant euphoria (I don’t hallucinate typically). We rented a bunch of movies, played video games, horsed around in a playground after midnight, went went trout fishing, whatever we wanted. Smoked some good bud too but it really didn’t have the same effect while tripping. On the second sunrise, we of course ended up at a Denny’s for breakfast. Slept like a baby that entire day, woke up feeling refreshed. I literally had no negative effects, other than knowing I have permanently lost a day’s worth of sleep. Worth it.

I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.

I stopped buying Apple products over 20 years ago. Got tired of proprietary hardware/software. And as Rick Sanchez once said: “That thing had uptight Zen snob germs all over it.”

Can’t get blood from a stone.

I’m gonna nope out of that, dawg.

I honestly believe these idiots that voted for Trump somehow thought that they would be immune to his policies. He doesn’t give a fuck about you.

Thalassophobia, aka fear of deep water. No problem being in a boat, but swimming in it is a no-go. I can swim in swimming pools, but the larger the body of water (ponds, lakes, ocean, etc) the larger the fear. I think it has something to do with not being able to see through the depth of the water? Strangely enough, the idea of being in space doesn’t bother me at all.

I also tried Subnautica (based on recommendations) like a dumbass, played it for 20 minutes and had a panic attack. Uninstalled!

You say that, but they just scrubbed the launch to save 4 lives. That’s saying something.

After watching two of their launches result in fireworks, I’d be concerned. I mean, imagine being the two in orbit being rescued by Musk. It’s a hard swallow.

Here’s my reverse ask: why are you asking if people remember something horrific? Don’t we have enough on our plates right now?

48 trans woman, about 6’1", I keep my hair armpit length. Long enough to curl some waves in or throw it into a ponytail. Very happy with it since I take good care of it without ever adding coloring or treatments.

Clown food, made for clowns by clowns, orange felon approved.

If he’s actually put to death, he’ll become a martyr. Saint Luigi Mangione. If this doesn’t spark a revolution, we’re fucking toast. I hate this fucking timeline.

Care to elaborate which of these murderers you’re referring to? Besides, I’m making a global omelette here. Expect broken eggs.

I see someone read the rules correctly!

You know, you’re absolutely right.

This is beautiful.

Haha, this was in no particular order. I mean, if I had Dragonball powers, I’d be razing the entire fucking planet right now.

By Death Note rules, it could take too long and revert to a heart attack.