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Der Meertor-Skandal

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Continental Europe perhaps - but if you ask British people if they could give you a handy thats… thats… not about mobile phones.
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Ok so we need

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Can’t find your uncle.

FIFY

I poured boiling noodle water over my foot, had a big blister there and couldn’t walk in shoes for weeks. It’s almost a year now but the skin is still itchy sometimes.

You need to mount your ears on top of your head like all successful people.

Hard agree, but the first image in my head was this:

The finger guillotine.

The whole “camel through eye of a needle” allegory is a hidden clue for anal obsession /s

I’m still waiting for the impact. It’s a few hours now. I should eat, drink, sleep, …

Shiloh, I have earbuds and like Emma Roberts.