It’s not grey, jackass! It’s GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING

Quick, somebody gather up a bunch of frogs and airdrop them over Mar A Lago.

If it was about heritage, it would be half-burned and covered in boot prints.

I guess I should buy a lottery ticket, then, because my wisdom teeth came in pretty much straight. The only problem I ever have is getting anything back there for cleaning.

I didn’t realize he was 95 years old. Wow.

I’d prefer if things don’t glow, thank you very much.

No-brainer for them

And for their victims.

The most annoying part of that is the shitty render. I actually have an account on one of those AI image generating sites, and I enjoy using it. If you’re not satisfied with the image, just roll a few more times, maybe tweak the prompt or the starter image, and try again. You can get some very cool-looking renders if you give a damn. Case in point:

They have first boatloads of money, yes, but what about second boatloads of money?

I found a countdown website.

And you never will, because every time you take a step toward him, he’ll stop time and move you back a step.

a deficient understanding or appreciation of the necessity for the rule of law.

If the rule of law had been properly applied to restrain the powerful and wealthy, Luigi would have had no reason to PVP a CEO.

Cursed pokies.

Monopolistic tactics.

Former

I miss Firefox’s Live Bookmarks feature.

Only if you leave it there.

Maybe you should try getting yourself something nice from Bad Dragon?

Okay, the all 4 wheels thing is a good idea, but turning on rear only is a horrible idea. Here’s why:

Let’s ignore which end is front and which end is back. You’ve got a box. Two of the wheels swivel around, and the other two don’t. Try pulling that box behind you, using only one hand, from the end with the fixed wheels. Thing goes all over the place, and you can’t control it. Pull it from the end with the swivel wheels, and it just follows your hand.

Now push that box from the end with the swiveling wheels. You have to make huge movements to keep it going straight, and in order to make it go left, you gotta shove that sucker way over to the right. Pushing it from the end with the fixed wheels is much simpler. Push box left, box go left. Push box right, box go right. Much easier for meltybrain cave man to figure out.