I don’t know what you’re talking about. Get naked and let’s have a closer look.

He never said any of those things. He just didn’t correct you when you said them.

This was never a good song. But I will add that pears in can are better than fresh pears that ain’t Asian pears. Those crispy things are delicious

I’ll add, Listen to stand up comedy or a funny podcast while driving. Your brain will eventually associate annoyance with humor, and everything irritating becomes a chance to make a joke. Made a difference for me after years of sitting in traffic.