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Then don’t transition power. Tell them they get nothing until they sign it. It was Trump’s law in the first place.

“It’s about the law,” say the people who just elected a multiple-convicted felon to the highest office in the country.

First Amendment something something…

Yeah, as if they have any principles to stand by. Our country is being run by psychopaths.

Yeah, no one should actually be fucking Elon

TIL. I always assumed doge coin was his thing since he seemed to promote so much. Either way, these guys are insufferable nerds.

Edit: I just read he actually referred to himself as the “Dogefather.” Fucking cringe.

Also, fuck that guy.

Edit: and by ‘that guy’ I mean Ramaswamy. Fuck Musk too.

100% Musk’s idea. Because he doesn’t think the other 8 billion humans on the planet are real people and none of this is of any real consequence to him.

Hope you’re a millionaire. It’s expensive to just exist there.

Average temp of tanning beds is 75° Fahrenheit, but they can go up to 86°. If that thing was on all weekend, I can’t imagine how disgusting things were by Monday.

Why doesn’t he just use the presidential weather machine against his enemies? Wouldn’t he get the keys to it during transition?

Also, John Kricfalusi 2.0.