First of all:

1. The creator of Wonder Woman, William Marston, created the systolic blood pressure test used on modern machines.
2. Less than half of the states allow this type of evidence to be admitted in criminal trials.
3. Polygraphs are considered highly unreliable.

You should never take a polygraph test.

In practice he would have to be celibate.

Let me tell you, as someone who isn’t getting news from television or the formerly awesome Breaking News (a digital news aggregator that was bought by NBC and later shutdown in 2016), things are bad when you hear about a mass shooting a day after it occurs. This shouldn’t be happening but it should be the worst thing making headlines. The fact it got drown out by President Dumbberfuckle Trumperdickle isn’t good.

Tell that to The Doctor! /s

What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?

Look Starbucks owes Peet’s everything. That company started off buying from Peet’s.

It’s a Bay Area company. They aren’t all over the U.S. According to a map on their website there are 286. Approximately 47.5% are located in the Bay Area.

Well they have been caught multiple times buying from slave labor farms in Brazil, buying from a farm with child labor in Guatemala and possibly contributing to the decline of commodity prices in 2019 (which was under a $1).

Does he know what a recession is? Genuinely asking. That would help understand this response.

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Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

By that logic they saw a god. But I’d ask if they need a starship first. Then that would confirm if they were a god.

But that isn’t a Meta company.

And there is a big chance those of us clearly not on there can’t see them post about that denial.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the person hired to fire themselves.

I go by my middle name. Not because I wanted to, but because that is what my immediate family chose. I became comfortable with it. So I decided in certain settings to let people use my first name.

99% of my extended family doesn’t know my first name. Some of them are teachers. If I had been in their class, they’d be in trouble. Fucking stupid law.

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

I left after the API price hike.

Ah yes, pay $5m to live where other people get deported despite their legal status. Only a fucking moron will get one.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?