insufferableninja

i can’t tell if his joke went over your head or if your joke is going over my head

impeached is like “tried in court”

neither Clinton nor Trump was convicted, which would have meant removal from office.

… there’s already laws about that

it’s mostly because the red hats love trans porn, and hate themselves for loving trans porn, and they just need a little help resisting temptation

bro is a little old to be going to coachella, no?

Stop saying that!

one of the honors-level English classes at my high school in Texas in the 90s was “the bible as literature”. they had Bibles in the library for that class

She.

cleaning it before it becomes a problem is how you keep it from becoming a problem

I’ll buy a new calendar

like how all cats are girls and all dogs are boys?

the made up number that is the value of their stock went up, oh noes

older millennial, checking in.

I’ve been hearing since the 90s that social security would be bankrupt by the time I’m eligible for it, so i haven’t included it in my retirement calculations at all.

yes, yes he is

it’s hard to know, because any of the NDs could be misreported suicides