Some of those people probably took the money and voted Democrat anyway.

If someone was trying to bride me for a vote I’d take their money and still vote for whoever I wanted.

What’s he going to do? Look over my shoulder and verify who I voted for?

A new leadership that was going to remove big government and stop telling people what they can or can’t do

That’s an even better indicator of health … grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day … he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.

Onion Sally outlived ol’ Pork’n’Beans

Don’t joke … my wife’s family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102

Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.

France has to crack down on fascism … you know why? … the people would literally burn the entire country down than allow fascism to raise its ugly head again in their country. They are the type of people that will rip up the asphalt and cobble stone, build walls and throw them at police to protest government.

The US think that they would do the same if it happened in their country but they’d rather wait until a full blown civil war is happening and government has directed drone strikes against their house … but by then, there won’t be much of a country left to save, or even have the remnants of a country worth saving.

The fact that you are there and aware of what is happening to your country is hope for change. I always sound doom and gloom in my posts but I’m also hopeful for the change. I’m Indigenous Canadian and my entire life has always felt like failure in everything me and my family has been exposed to for generations. The greatest thing I learned from all of it is to never give up … even in the face of overwhelming odds.

They are really earnestly and as hard as they can trying to put the raging fire out with a cheap children’s water pistol that isn’t working very well.

It’s not designed to accommodate size … it’s meant to cut everyone down to size

*100 years … America has been doing this since before any of the world wars

In a burning house with three people, one is fighting the fire, one is pouring gasoline on everything and one is on the couch watching TV.

Man sets fire to his own house … complains that his house is on fire

Damn it, that’s right … how did I forget that … but it’s been years since I saw this copypasta in the wild … first time I encountered it here on Lemmy

My personal favourite was being threatened in a comment thread years ago by Black Beard himself …

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

That’s beautiful … I haven’t been threatened by an online US Marine in years … I feel honoured … thanks :)

Which is why as a person of colour (I’m a big brown Indigenous Canadian) I will never engage with people like this … because I know that if this happened, there is a high likelihood that the police and courts would take his version seriously.

His first move would be to throw a hissy fit, collapse as soon as you touched him, feign a heart attack and threaten to sue you … all while shouting that you’re going to be deported

Bush? … don’t you mean Bush X

Lol … Canadian here asking

Beautiful work OP and I love the discussion and debate it brought about … excellent!

Fellow Canadian here … you spelled Bif Naked wrong

I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.

It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.