This is what I do, but they drive away even quicker no matter how fast I run to them.

“Which in this case is the same shit.”

A.k.a. solidarity.

Cititrends AND New York Trends!? That’s an enviable selection of big-city clothing. Is this the NYC Garment District I’ve read about?

Yep, that’s my boy!

TIL peak stiffness during rigor mortis occurs around the 12-24 hour mark, fyi.

Feels so wiggly.

He’s a very special child. Claims he sees dead people.

It was a sarcastic yawn because you were one of the only one to list an actually cool power. I guess that wouldn’t be immediately clear, in retrospect.

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

That wasn’t nearly as NSFW as I hoped.

And now you understand how quickly that can turn into “don’t blue-ball God, bro!”

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

It sounds like they’re using some sort of didgeridoo sample.

The “three-thousand dollars out of five-thousand dollars” compromise.

$3,000 for everyone else. Call it a compromise.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

Nincompoop

Damn, that’s so cool.

Turkmenistan