And now you understand how quickly that can turn into “don’t blue-ball God, bro!”

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

It sounds like they’re using some sort of didgeridoo sample.

The “three-thousand dollars out of five-thousand dollars” compromise.

$3,000 for everyone else. Call it a compromise.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

Nincompoop

Damn, that’s so cool.

Turkmenistan

You gents have convinced me to click around a bit more. I have my research cut out for me this evening.

Where!? Are you peeping on folks?

I once rented a whole reflector telescope.

Well, yeah, if you’re lucky enough to find an old magazine in the woods, but that doesn’t count, because it’s not usually free otherwise.

AH. WAS. RUN. IN.

Louis Armstrong and Louie Anderson, too, if we’re talking creative Lous.

Literally on Google Maps right now. It’s called Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo.

wat thang do it do, doe?

The moon has been our ride-or-die bitch for so long and we’re just content to let it get pummeled. It’s not fair.

I understand. It gets confusing when it’s all upside down.

Speaking from experience, you have to admit it IS quite rare. Like it’s probably just common enough to raise-up another frustrated, powerless minority. I do have kids, by the way, so it’s not an anti-kid rant.