My brothers and I have an inside joke of recreating the pose from the #1 customer of the month adult section (double thumbs up crossed against the chest). I love this movie. Time to load this one up again.

Can you block these by adding Pi-Hole? I’m so tired of enshittification.

If my spouse were to ask for me to do that, that would be an actual discussion in which I would seriously consider it. My partner has not asked me for such a request so I don’t consider it.

This was never something that came up as a child and I didn’t share a room in my teenage years.

Well, shit. I have this. It actually sucks.

From just this year, I can recall:

• My spouse smacking my arm when I was furiously masturbating right next to her. I woke up with my erection in my hand. I asked her if she recalled it in the morning but she didn’t even remember smacking my arm.
• My spouse informing me on two mornings last month about attempting to initiate during the night.

I can’t sleep next to anyone who doesn’t know about the condition and consents to the possibility of having to wake me to stop it. It caused friction in my early marriage (no other serious gfs) but once my spouse helped me realize what I was doing did i understand this occurred.

If kids are around, probably Howl’s Moving Castle or another Studio Ghibli movie.

If I am gearing for adults, a comedy like Chef where the premise is lighthearted but not a total snooze fest.