I used to know how to spell words, and what they meant. Then I spent too much time on the internet.

Pretty sure that wasn’t John Denver.

It’s older than my grandma. Are you from the future?

You guys do you

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. Probably by tankies who still think China is “communist”.

One might argue theocracy was always a grift.

lol nice.

But if you can’t login, how is this angry user going to customize his feed?

Is that his clone in profile on the left?

I thought reddit killed third party apps? Or are you paying the $10,000,000 per month or whatever it is?

I’m having flashback to that jackdaw guy on reddit.

If there are chicken nuggets, are there crow nuggets?

Can you actually cook chicken medium rare?

Like when you go to a restaurant, if you order a steak they will ask you how you want it cooked. They don’t ask you how you want your chicken cooked. They just cook it.

Bruh that festival is sick af.

I think you mean 1930s. But we’re not far off from this, so close enough.

The whole medical empire in the US still uses fax machines for “security reasons”. I had to sign up for some shadey ass online fax service to send docs to my moms doctor after she got sick. And the idiots at the doctors office had their fax machine broken half the time, so they never got half the docs I sent to them.

Zombie Lincoln will be there though, eating brains.

He was Cheney’s puppet though. It’s interesting how decades later, on left leaning social tech platforms like Lemmy and Reddit (maybe earlier Reddit) how history seems to have recorded him (to some anyway) as the good Republican. As the nice guy. The guy you want to have a beer with.

There’s no such thing as a free inaugural lunch.

That’s where all the illegal immigrants feed the cows to make hamberders.

Wouldn’t he just sue you until you changed it?