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I was able to read that with the accent. Goodonya

This worked!

Or make $7000 while losing a quarter. Or to bring it to wallet-level, making $7 while losing one-fourth of a penny.

Dolla dolla bills y’all

I’m not even supposed to be in jail today!

Is there kissing?

…but otherwise accurate

Not enough Ranch or BBQ sauce

I have the same, and also sometimes do the same, and no I never hear back. I’ve canceled orders, canceled flights, and other things like that.

Managed to save just a little bit of money… because this car was cheap

I’m a bit lossed here

Oh Joey, I’m not angry anymore

Depends on the scooter - check the manual or the OEM website.

New phone, who’s this?

I fortunately only did a inkjets for 3-4 years before I went laser. I even bought a second toner cartridge at the same time! 15 years later, I actually used the 2nd cartridge-the printer is still going (albeit it seems it may only last another 5-10 years).

Duo also teaches (in Spanish anyway) that teachers have to love kids.

Maestros tiene que amar los niños.

I love T2 so I’m simply upvoting your passion for T1.

You’d be fine. Keep in mind that within Texas and California there are pockets of very different cultures: Austin TX and Corpus Christi TX are not going to feel very similar despite both being “Texas”

Castle on the Hill - Ed Sheeran

I don’t usually get this much misogyny with my morning coffee