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Not saying a business/person wouldn’t try to do something this shitty, but this seems like such a low effort thing to fake. Literally just a word doc printed out and duct taped to a wall.

That’s where I’m at. Reddit was the only social media I was using, now it’s just Lemmy. I don’t consider it “hardcore” or some kind of bragging right, I’m just happier without it.

It looks like a Zong

Among many other misattributed MP3s I downloaded off LimeWire, I remember downloading an mp3 of a “new leaked Nine Inch Nails song” called “Digital” that even had an intro read by a some DJ on a radio station (supposedly).

It ended up not being Nine Inch Nails, but I loved the song anyway, and had no idea what it was until a decade later when I found it again online. Still fuckin rocks too:

Boom Boom Satellites - Push Eject

I also remember a Tetris Theme remix by Aphex Twin that was very much not Aphex Twin.

I also remember downloading the Aphex Twin remix of Beck’s "Devil’s Haircut"and the remix was so bad I thought it had to be fake (it’s not).

Snake Juice?

It took me far too long to realize this is bare footprints in snow and not wet footprints on a sunny sidewalk.

Most of what I would have suggested has already been posted by others, but I can say Kruggsmash’s Dwarf Fortress stories do this for me. The Waddlesquash/Kingdom of Autumn series he did (with the pumpkin mod) is particularly laid back, but even the action-heavy series are calming to watch/listen to.

https://youtube.com/@kruggsmash

I don’t even remember who made them, but the little single serve cups of chocolate ice cream with the wooden spoon

The Velocirapture

dude looks like Myron from Fallout 2

I mean it’s fine, but the Gorilla Buttfuck Kush 5000 Pro just dropped

New Belgium is the shit. Trippel in particular is delicious.

Apologize accepted 🤝

He should have gone into politics instead

Also I used to be able to do this but I’m so old I wouldn’t remember how either.

Years ago my mother had a pain doc named Dr. Miracle

I don’t personally think it’s wierd, but my partner told me I sounded like an old for using the word “flummoxed”

Man what a blast from the past. I haven’t seen these in idk how long but my mom had these when I was growing up. I don’t even remember the stories, but those illustrations were awesome and are among some of my earliest memories of being unnerved by an art style (along with the legendary Scary Stories and the Wizard of Oz series from 1900 with the W.W. Denslow illustrations)

Wolfthorne is the only deodorant I’ve tried that I actually like the smell of (vs just tolerating it)

If they could figure out a way to make their antiperspirant in the same consistency as the deodorant that would be amazing. Hate the white chalky feeling shit

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