Sitar!

Make it look like they’re sweating and watch as their shitty Just For Men dyejob runs…

Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

What the almighty fuck.

My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.

And a hairnet?!

Personal forcefield with a shape of my choosing, activate either by s simple device or algorithmically based on external factors. Great for safety but also handy as an umbrella.

Shoes off. Except I do have a pair of shoes I wear only indoors, because I have flat feet and want to wear my orthotics.

Hey don’t misunderestimate them!

“People don’t have pensions anymore?”

No, Mom, we don’t.

Doesn’t matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.

Sleep on belly then?

Yuuuup lol

• Hudson Leick (Calisto on Xena)
• David Yost (Billy on MMPR)
• Toni Braxton (that Unbreak My Heart video? Come on!)
• Tyson Beckford (speaking of that video!)
• John Henson (Talk Soup)
• Tiffani-Amber Thiessen
• Siddig El Fadil
• And of course Terry Farrell

Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown. I think halfway I wanted her and halfway I wanted to be her.

This belongs on a t-shirt in Spencer’s.

Wait so t-tex and steggy never hung out? :'(

He was from Cuba, his father was in Cuba, his uncle was in the USA and wanted to keep him here. He needed to be returned to his father but it should’ve been via negotiation. The raid was not the way to go. IIRC Janet Reno just got impatient with diplomacy?

What if you got back to them and found they’d moved on or forgotten you

Kids also learn from unfettered access to the internet, which it sounds like was a big factor in this case.