Mankato Man strikes again

“Welcome to Joe Biden’s repair shop, where we put your car back exactly how it was 10 seconds before the wheels fell off”

A few bucks? Shit, I’ll pay the whole thing for a guarantee he stays in a prison there for the rest of his life.

I guarantee it was because of bitlocker and if you read the instructions on how to retrieve the key it would’ve worked fine

I disagree. There’s a lot of signs pointing to something imminent. I’m sure they’d like to wait for market close tomorrow but we’ll see if that happens.

Well, I wouldn’t download this car.

Agreed. This is a total goomba fallacy.

I had to tilt my phone at such a weird angle before it made sense

Wealth is finite.

Well, no. Work increases the value of material. Someone will pay more for a calzone than for its ingredients. More value, when distributed, becomes wealth.

That’s not what’s going on here. The value is all speculative and fake. But wealth is able to be created.

So, let’s do some breakdown. Let’s say 365.25 days per year. Divide by 12, that’s 30.4375 days per month. 100 hours per month is 3.29 hours per day. That’s almost 23 hours per week.

A reasonable person working 8-5 might get 2 hours of recreation per day during the week. That takes up 2 hours per day, 5 days a week for 10 hours during the week. That leaves 13 hours on the weekend, or 6.5 hours per day.

Realistically, that’s a reasonable amount of time to play video games. On the other hand, fuck these arbitrary restrictions, play games locally.

That’s a pretty good timeline for the 90s, all things considered

I thought it used Bing?

Some people are just hysterical. It’s just how such emotions are expressed in their culture.

My first step would be seeing if I can get them to sit down with me. Start with pulling up two chairs, sit down in one, and gesture at the other.

Once that’s done, try to get Google translate pulled up in conversation mode if you recognize what language it is. If not, step 1 is figuring that out. Try the app as a stopgap, then reach out to your organization’s translation resources.

There’s a few differences. One is the length. Another is the randomness. The biggest, though, is that in a passkey, the server is verified as well. That means phishing is nearly impossible.

They had us in the first half

This has been the slowest apocalypse ever.

Sure, bud. It had drugs on it. We believe you.

They still have issues with tire dust, but yeah they’re a lot better.

I’m sorry, 1x11? I’ve never really shopped for a bike more expensive than like $500 and the idea of getting less gear options for more money is wild to me.

I had a dream that I was a commander in the Imperial Ace Hardware Army and I was tasked with a campaign to take over a small mom and pop hardware store in rural Mongolia and assimilate it into the Ace Hardware chain.