If I were paid that well I would ride the sinking ship all the way to the bottom.

And US inaction here actually stifles the kind of capitalistic competition

Any similarities to Windows Explorer are unintentional and of course too retro to be ironic

You hear that? It’s the sound of Tim Apple’s erection growing.

Yes it’s called doggystyle for when the recipient resembles a doggy.

Fiiiiiiiiiinally.

How can it not be awful for them too? Like users may even try to ✌️search Discord✌️ for their issue only to come up short and have fo ask a question asked a million times already. Gross.

I remember when the worst president in the history of the United States lied enough to invade Iraq again. And then he was reelected!

That practice round of excruciating righteous indignation took some of the sting out of being reminded that Americans are not my favorite voters.

Before the election I was extremely smart and added a couple of fascists’ names to my Lemmy post-filter. Halcyon.

But now? I can’t imagine how I could possibly curate a visit to c/all without details that are more demoralizing than any human should ever hear about.

Has there ever been a time in history where people lose family members who are not dead and not physically far away?

It’s almost like having a family member with Alzheimer’s: they look like they’re present, but they are irrevocably far far away.

Xul has entered the chat 👻

I kinda resent the fact that I’m a lefty American in the 21st century. I could be so so so happy about the state of things, if only I were wired differently.

Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

all 4

Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

I’ve never heard the ditch before. I love it.

This is exactly the kind of news I always want to get the CSMfHT’s take on!

He’d do the same for me

This is what that sounds like to this laaaaaazy person over here

AES countries

What’re these?

But where else could he find another spouse?

Listen, here Meth Is Guy