Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after

Would I know what it tasted like if it were in a Pepsi can?

But in Weird Al

Mmm

So delighted (probably not the right word, feeling) that this was the top comment when I arrived.

Britney Spears’s lyricist having thought “hit me baby one more time” meant “have sex with me one more time”. This barely made sense till now.

We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

Birthday paradox always surprises me. I, too, am also, the same age as you, as well.

Ohhh. Now I see. To answer your question: yes!

I hate how cathartic it is to watch that mountain of bullies burn to the ground 😌

Said the same thing

is giving marked-as-duplicate vibes

Oh because “saw” can mean “did see” or “do use a chainsaw”. I get it!

far left leaning

Same. So Jesus fucking Christ by the way.

That’s the spirit. Why wait for prison?

Then come to America, friend!

Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.

Our when our favorite tops wear us

let people know they love sucking dick

Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top

Hung like a horse

Morridor is the funniest name I’ve ever heard of for the Wasatch front (shot in the dark)