I can’t get over that “W” being an upside down “M”

I watched this for the first time a few years ago, and I was so upset the dentist part of the plot went nowhere, when it should obviously have been that the monster was not really mean, he just had a bad tooth?

And then the elf would had saved the village and proven that his dentist aspirations were legit and the monster would be a new friend now? Cue happy Christmas story credits.

But instead they neutralize the monster and the elf goes “Check this out, hold my beer” and manages to rip out all of the monster’s teeth – a completely unnecessary move – before throwing him over the edge??

(My recollection may not be completely accurate, it’s been a few years and I’m not watching it again to check)

I cannot get enough of this statue, it is perfect in every way

Open the car doors, HAL.

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This is gold.

Do mending so the car fixes itself every time you hit a pedestrian

We were a small team canvassing for a nonprofit. So we would go out to markets and busy areas and talk to people all day trying to get donations.

Well one time we were out during election times and this guy from our team spent the majority of the day campaigning for a local candidate. That was his last day on the team.

They do accept donations: https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/donate/

I would also recommend Doctor Sleep if you haven’t seen it. It’s a wonderful sequel/tribute to the Shining and so, so dark.

All I think of is this now

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It looks like a Maya glyph

Thanks, I ended up going with “wealthy overseas relative who I have to report to”

This is roughly what I went with. I also kept it vague

That’s how it felt the entire visit

Thanks for the suggestions, I did ask about those. The agent had no idea but it made me sound more legit. Also, I posted an update!

Just posted a update!