This is the shit you feel when you’re high
This is the shit you feel when you’re high
HURRY! HURRY HAAAARRRRRRRD!
My curling peeps will know what I’m talking about.
There are fine edible products that you could ingest which would have a similar effect without the need to smoke or vaporize it.
I wonder if they’re a publicly traded company. Given the choice between this company trying to compete in the marketplace against Apple versus a guaranteed revenue stream from licensing and royalty fees (and likely a lucrative one at that), I’m pretty sure I know which the shareholders would pick. If this company ends up doing the former and going under, I can just smell the shareholder lawsuit that would ensue.
After School Satan Club would be such a great name for a band.
My bad, I just naturally assume everyone knows of this amazing commercial. Go to Google or YouTube and search “Folgers incest” or “Folgers brother sister” and enjoy!
And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him
We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.
The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.
Sundar Pichai would like to know your location
Love it. Learned so much as a teenager about what was healthy and normal from her radio show in the 80s.
Paul Simon has so many hard-hitting lyrics across his entire catalog. I’m sure I could find something from just about any album, but for me, what comes instantly to mind is this line from “The Cool, Cool River”: “And sometimes, even music/ Cannot substitute for tears”.
Bystander: She’s apneic and has no pulse! I’m beginning CPR!
Commences compressions
Patient: Uh actually I have a boyfriend
🎶🎵 The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down… 🎵🎶
Great. Something new to have nightmares about.
Actually, these are fucking great. Super outsidery. I’d buy but want to make sure the kids get the bulk of the profits, not the teacher.