Fuck no I’m not. Frozen is never as good as freshly baked. But going to red lobster for the biscuits is like buying an airline for free peanuts

They sell the mix for those in grocery stores. Just make your own at home

My favorite Disney movie!

I’m sitting here trying to figure out what the meme reference is, not even recognizing the fact that it’s chocolate chip cookies with shrimp on it

Third season has started rolling out, if you’re not already aware

They probably fired the people responsible for doing that

Because they tend to be assholes

Nevada too

Pretty sure they wouldn’t want it either, at this point

That generally just makes me remember not to use that product or service because the ad was so annoyingly stupid

Some places paint their crosswalks in rainbow colors, which obviously makes you gay if you walk across them.

What do you mean “things so small we can’t see them with the human eye?”

Not really, they just forgot a word. Should be “what do you mean…”

“Sir! Are you ok?” “I’m kinda fucked up in general, so it’s hard to judge”

One of my favorite movie lines ever