Thanks, I hate it. Wanted to reflexively downvote 👌

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

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Yeah, it’s out and we’ve got a community for posting loops over at [email protected]. Quality is variable, but there’s good stuff there

To save everyone else the effort:

With the original emojis:

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼

Someone really needs to make a !cummypasta community for these. I tried posting one for Thanksgiving in [email protected] and it was not well received

https://loops.video/v/5qSv9lXGnf

Posted over in [email protected]:

The URL for that image is… something. rape.pet looks very pedo adjacent:

also, as long as it’s illegal, we dont allow any CSAM on this instance

Any proof that it’s real? Commits can be dated however you want, and archive.org doesn’t have any snapshots from before today

Yeah, I’ve heard a very similar joke from a boomer:

Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible?

“…and Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”

If it’s unclear, it’s referencing an infamous Far Side cartoon called Cow Tools. Here’s some background:

It even has its own Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

She got accosted by an abstract minimalist artist, happens to the best of us

Like that bit in Parks & Rec where people are scared of flouride in the drinking water, so they rebrand it as H₂Flow and everyone loves it.

There’s truth to that quote of “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it”

This feels like something from [email protected]

EDIT: And now it’s over there 😄

Tig Notaro - No Moleste

Seems like a lot of people want that too, so hopefully they’ll add it soon