Seymour Flux. I got stuck on that one for a week.

I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

She’s been released with no charges. Fucker’s didn’t have a case.

Ha! You must be from… Shit, so many options.

Yep.

We start our spicy food tolerance early, our candy is spicy.

Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

Romeo + Juliet IS a great soundtrack. And as a Beatles fan I have to agree with the Beatles soundtrack, the movies not so much.

As a kid.

• Saved by the Bell.
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• Ducktales.

As a teenager.

• The Wonder Years.
• Friends.
• Party of Five.

I didn’t include The Simpsons since growing up in the 90s, that’s a given.

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

My first console was the Atari 2600, my first computer ran on MS-DOS, had a 5 1/4 inch drive, monochrome CRT and no mouse. My intro to Windows was version 3.1.

Mid thirties.

So, as I understand with all these comments, they’re only candidates if they appear on the ballot on election day? Regardless if they ran and then dropped out?