Match!!

i think it’s more of a face/heel dynamic

i don’t post on most reddit communities but we’re sorely lacking a c/randomactsofblowjobs

I’m pretty sure i did actually, i think it was on a thread about the astronauts who are still stranded

how are we supposed to increase the birth rate without teen pregnancies?

Actually I have a good time to go to the store and get some rest and I’ll be there in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few

I have never once abbreviated see to c.

do you have to be jewish to join JVP?

a truly baffling data visualization thank you

why would you buy weed off the street instead of from the friendly and incredibly stoned budtender in the basement of a strip mall

dress the bat in a series of pride socks so it cycles through them all if they keep grabbing the bat

i’m glad you’re here :3

People made too many power user praise posts and all 3 of them decided to take a break

This happened with my friend group and Deathly Hallows. We all read a fake leaked copy before the book came out and made our own personal injokes, like how insane it would be if Harry broke into the Bank and just started flinging Unforgivable Curses at random goblins, or if ANYTHING bad happened to us we’d say *Oh no, Dobby!" and someone would follow up with “We spend two full chapters mourning Dobby.”

it was not a fake leak

no there is certainly worse

imagine the stone suddenly surgically removing your conjoined twin but leaving you with a typical body afterwards. then 5 years later your twin - now noticably younger and alien to you - is reattached

como se dice “leopards eating faces”?

i could answer all these questions except the gender, what does that count for

(it was a white reflective crystal ball being pushed off a half-cloth-covered wooden table by a wizard with a tall hood, beard, and tits)

I know someone who died twice. He came back and he looked different and didn’t remember me. He had the same name though so I’m pretty sure he just forgot he’d died

i didn’t need to be convinced of that

do you believe hamas members are non-human? because it feels like you’re trying to convince me they are non-human

i’m pretty sure they made demands asking for palestinians to be released from israeli prisons and I’m pretty sure israel rejected those demands