I think about this all the time while commuting. I yearn so much to teach the drivers this one simple trick!

I have not, does he suffer a silly or terrible fate? Or is he supposed to be better in that?

I tried to rewatch it and put my hate aside, but naw. He is just a roast beef on the screen instead of a man.

I cannot, for the life of me understand the appeal of Russell Crowe. Except I have no problem with his brutish density in L.A. Confidential.

I just assume they couldn’t find any other living person who wants Maxwell to be pardoned.

Such a good book, I too went on a tear through his work after Fight Club and I think this and Choke are fighting for my top spot.

So much impact for so short a story. Great pick!

I had a one-night-stand on a cruise once that was fun but almost ruined when he took off his shirt and there was a cross necklace on his chest. Missionary was basically my vampire ass trying not to get burned by the cross.

If I see a bumper sticker that mentions jesus, I definitely assume that car is driven by the least christ-like person imaginable, and give them space.

I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.