Most hiring managers are looking for unicorns

Good point: a lot of theft stems from people reading tax returns and robbing the rich. That’s why high-income neighborhoods also have the highest crime 🙄

Me, thinking about the days of dial up: 😭

Have you tried just using Lemmy instead?

I suggest getting a dog and giving up on dating

Disagree. Calling leftists Nazis for not voting for Harris is basically the same thing as Stalingrad

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Great work everyone. Maybe post a couple more memes about the Heil, but I think we can all safely say that Elong won’t a be problem from now on

What? Windows has sucked for like 20 years. Google turned to shit when they got rid of “don’t be evil”

Stock

Trump has had 3 wives and at least one additional mistress we know of. There are literally women who wear “you can grab my pussy” shirts

How are you this out of touch with reality?

So… MGTOW for women?

Okay, bye

That’s pretty spot on

Hey, it worked last election, right?

It’s so true: thank you internet person for letting me know that skin color and gender can be used to determine what every person’s life has been like. Enough of this “treating people like individuals rather than stereotypes” nonsense!

By the way: what makes you think I’m either white or male?

Trump is not the problem. Trump didn’t make Duterte happen, or Orban, or Meloni, or Brexit, or Putin, or Bibi, or le Pen or any of the others. He’s a symptom of a dying world

Is that the groups that hates white people and men, or the one that hates black people and women?

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

I haven’t heard Kim Petras whining about immigrants

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”