You should download the USPS Informed Delivery app and sign up for email notifications about your mail. These texts are scams and the government never contacts you outside of snail mail/email unless you specifically sign up for another way.

I think this just confirms that tater has never been close enough to a woman to have the parenthood talk

Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!

I think I’d be more into it if it had a more distinct bed like a big El Camino

There’s also when Woody called Buzz “Mr Lightbeer”.

Literally weak sauce.

Older siblings always have the coolest hand-me-downs.