

They keep running out of black Sharpie pens, and they’re waiting on an Amazon delivery.


They keep running out of black Sharpie pens, and they’re waiting on an Amazon delivery.


They had to immediately make that call.
Anyone with even an ounce of brain matter sees the true story, but the Trump camp needed to quickly twist the facts to keep the MAGAts on their side and slathering at the mouth.
This murder is 1000x worse, but the narrative is exactly the same as the ‘immigrants are eating people’s pets’ bullshit.
All 100% untrue, but the Trump people will continue to lie, double-down and shout their version of the story at every possible moment to drown out the real truth. Which is, they are full of shit, and they know they are full of shit, but they can’t risk showing even the slightest crack in their hold on power, as warped as it is.
Snow White and the Dwarf
One Man and a Baby
Clerk
The First House on the Left


This one is tough. I wasn’t an Ozzy super fan or anything, but at the time I grew up (70s - 80s), there was no avoiding him.
I listen to some of the older Black Sabbath songs differently now as well, and have a different appreciation for them. Doesn’t stop me from doing some air guitar in the car though.
🤘RIP Ozzy🤘 You certainly didn’t die as an ordinary man.


Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.
Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump’s hands.


Why? Greed.
And they’re not even shy about it.
I made this comment some time ago on another thread about YouTube ads.
With the sheer number of concurrent users, worldwide, 24/7, YouTube could show one ad every three or four videos, and still make a mind boggling amount of money.
But if some money is good, more must be better, right?


I would complain, but to be honest, I’ve been reading every issue (digital) for free for years via my library.
Lousy Smarch weather…


Well… Nuclear apocalypse is certainly one way to ensure that we won’t need to pay federal income tax any longer.


I bet they’re sacredelicious.
I’m down $7k, so far.
I should have bailed early, but the tax hit would have been just as bad.
I’m swearing more than just bullets.


I’ve never actually owned a set of encyclopedias.


Made even more sad given that, as a child, he likely received the MMR vaccine.
These fools never seem to think about that part.


…or he gets us into a major war
we can’t wineveryone loses


“I have people skills!! What the hell is wrong with you people!?”


“Seen”.
Holy fuck, “seen”.
I honestly think that using this word incorrectly has gotten worse over the last few years. Hearing someone say, “yeah, I seen her yesterday” just makes me want to punch the wall.


At least X is for xylophone.
Because X is always for xylophone.
57598641, checking in.
Also, I just recently found a list online of old-school BBS names and numbers, and that was a fun 15 minutes going, “yup, called that one. and that one. ooh, that was the one with great u/d ratios.”
Ah Telix…