Honestly, I don’t think the second one is a mess (except punctuation). I think it just conveys - or at least suggests - that something out of the ordinary is happening. It takes mundane things and makes you question them, given the extra attention given to the normal things like a name or place. Sounds like John maybe isn’t his real name and maybe he’s going to this store for something other than groceries.

Go play a very public and dramatic round of disc golf

Wild assertion that these are semi-famous with only just over 4k views on the original post. And on DA in 2021 no less. I’ve seen no name YouTubers with higher subscriber counts.

11. Always err on the side of scepticism when reading things online, especially when those things assert themselves as truth.

Would you kindly answer this yourself?

A man determines his own answers, the parasite seeks forums.

This feels like a personal attack

Plug for something like Obsidian here. I recently started a new novel and the ability to divide everything into folders and sections that I can link to within my writing has been invaluable.

If it’s been a while since I referenced a place or event or character, I can write their name and link out to their dedicated page full of info and reference material on them. If I have something I think of on the fly that I want to remember, I can create a new reference page and link to it, or add it to an existing page whenever I need to .

The organization is a game changer. I write chapter by chapter, sometimes bouncing around in the timeline, and stitch everything together as I finalize a section.

Glad I’m not the only one! Everyone else in my class insisted it wasn’t a real unit!

7. How good are you at ordering lists?

I heard they are great for killing billionaires in experimental deep sea rigs

Glad everyone was safe but… I want to know what happened to the falling pieces. I’m constantly worried about plane parts falling from the sky and killing me lmao

I don’t know if I would count HTML alone as coding either way, tbh. It’s a markup language, not a programming language.

Looks like they went on a 00s mall and photobooth date