This one works, if you don’t mind a little diy and texting only: https://circuitmess.com/products/chatter-lora-communication-device

Does it resemble a Dalek on purpose, I wonder?

You might be able to get help at [email protected]

I mistimed it one time and got lost on the way to the airport. I’m wandering the streets, getting more amnd more high and things are starting to look less and less familiar. Finally I get it together enough to call a taxi (in tears) and the operator tells me I’m only a block away and calmly gives me directions. I made my flight just in time and am forever grateful to that kind soul.

That’s Jenny’s number.

I would buy that album.