Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there’s nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

We need that template! 👷

But don’t worry those are one way mirrors

Like rabid goldfish

Like toast in the rain
like drunken dogs
in rage without reason

To play devil’s advocate: You could argue that in this case, the entire nation holds a vote over reinstating the right to own the ultimate gun.

The problem with that is, spin doctoring has gotten too good for this jury and you don’t even need the majority to win.

Are you seriously ill, but don’t want to leave a ton of medical debts to your family?

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And who knows, maybe you will even enjoy thinking about chat bot responses in weird nightmarish ways for the rest of what might seem like an eternity.

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But why? Did Intel make a deal with the board manufacturers? Is this tradition from the days when they build boards themselves?

I thought they just didn’t care and wanted as little restrictions for their chip design as possible, but if this actually works without drawbacks, that theory is out the window.

So 50% success rate! I can pull 10 pp slides from that, asking for more resources to do more AI!
Now, where’s MY COKE!?

I can see an infinite number of meetings with management figures and/or investors asking:

“Everyone in tech is talking about AI and we are tech, hightech even so, are we not? So, what do we / what does your department do with AI?”

It’s like millions of voices silently crying out in pain.

So, if you write for those outlets, you are training your replacement?

You know what else lasts 10 years? That’s right! Our extended car warranty and I am glad to have finally reached you!

If you become their costumer - joke’s on you, because now you are paying them to pay Google.

Bowsette confirmed!

True. Still I think it is not possible to have too much public attention, when it comes to evil corporate stuff. Keep a light on these mf.

Did the film makers advised him to wear a mask and did he actively decide not to?

Otherwise, I tend to blame the film makers still, at least partly.

Oh how humorous.

Well, zins zer are no games with Germans in zem, we’ll never know what ze meme would look like with zem.
What a pitty, but ze meme is FINISHED!

First, my idiot brain ignored the “Family of” at the start of the headline and got me quite confused: is this The Onion? But what’s the joke? … x_x

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Michael Scott No Meme!