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Confessed serial rapist Donald Trump is one of the weakest presidents we’ve ever had, the fuck are you talking about. We, quite literally, have video of world leaders laughing at him to his face. Jeff Epstein’s best friend who bragged that they have the same “On the younger side” tastes didn’t accomplish a single one of his campaign promises the first time, other than tax cuts for the super rich.

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It gets memed on as a coffee typo a lot, which would at least make sense, but weirdly in context it seems like he was trying to spell coverage which is just, how the fuck do you get there. “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”

Secretary? I thought Donald was a low level coffee boy

Interestingly, no. There’s never been one who wasn’t, but there’s no actual law that says so. Some people floated the idea of appointing Donald then impeaching and convicting Biden and Harris on some bogus charge (or assassinating them, but that was usually an unsaid “wink wink, nudge nudge”) to get him back in. Musk should be out of the line of succession for President at least if it does happen though since unless I’m mistaken the “natural born citizen” part of the requirements still stands

Not just an affair, an affair with his current wife he was calling out. Who he started the affair by being a massive stalker and letting air out of her tires so she’d ask him for a ride.

Anyone who is mad about the possibility of someone hiding who they voted for, is part of the reason it needs to be reiterated in the first place.

It’s more of a concept of an attempt at an assassination

It’s an interesting catch 22, if you’re able to figure out how to cheat you didn’t need to, and if you need to you can’t

Not dead as in currently uncharged, dead as in will no longer hold a charge (or holds a shitty charge)

Looked it up, that’s even worse than I thought. I interpreted “bottom” as the back where your wrist would be, which isn’t ideal, but would be workable. But no, they mean straight up the bottom bottom where the sensor is, which didn’t even occur to me because why would anyone ever do that

The world they want

Which 99.9% of the time “Enlightened Centrist” translates to “Right wing hack who is too embarrassed to come out and say it”

In addition, the high resolution ones where you can see individual houses and the like when super zoomed in are interestingly often not satellite derived, but from things like airplanes or drones. Ones with just Google (or no specific company) listed as the copyright holder will definitely fall under that as they don’t have their own satellites, others might on a case by case basis.

Jane Foster when she was the wielder of Mjolnir. Not for anything about her personally, but the fact that Thor was treated as a codename. It’s the dude’s actual name, it’d be like if Sam Wilson went around introducing himself as Steve Rogers when he took the Captain America mantle. It’s happened a few other times like with Eric Masterson, but at least he had the excuse that for most of the time he used the name he and the actual Thor were sharing a body.

Like zero percent chance of this happening, but imagine the hilarity if he used this platform to just absolutely wreck the proven pieces of shit that make up the rest of his family

Though even if it’s considered to be a full person one person cannot be compelled to give use of organs to another without their consent, even after death. Can’t even be compelled to do something with basically no risk to yourself like donating blood even if you’re a perfect match and objectively the reason another person requires a transfusion or whatever.

Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there’s a whole expression about it

I was fucking with it about the axiom in the prompt that Trump won the 2020 election. Got it to give a list of which states who won with a running tally of electoral votes, confirmed that 306 was greater than 232, then it started insisting that Trump got the 306 despite previously saying Biden did (as aligns with reality). Obviously it didn’t actually understand any of that, but seems when the system prompt kind of works it treats it as a true statement no matter the evidence

They do have a separate Hitler character profile, and one of the image generation profiles is named “Austrian Painter”