I would abolish toilets without bidets. You would be legally required to have a bidet in all bathrooms, private and public. Worldwide!

I never did a DNA test but both my parents did… How screwed am I?

I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.

Sometimes my mind goes dark places like nihilism, but deep down I think we should all be nice to each other.

Haha! Of course, ol’ reliable.

If you are in Canada, you can use the digits in your Postal Code followed by two zeros. A0C1A0 = 01000 I tried it and it works.