I don’t think a screwdriver would illuminate much at all. You are a bit crazy.

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Ah, the innocence of youth.

The same nonsense is invading all of my feeds as well. These things need to be required to label their AI usage so they can be filtered out.

Probably they find net zero (minus cost of hiring musicians) preferred over paying out a moderate income to actual artists. Capitalism at its finest.

I still haven’t had it yet, but everyone around me has multiple times. So, my current working theory is I am a fully asymptomatic one-man superspreader.

You have very nice eyelids.

Check if it is Tuesday.

You’ll have to tip it first, seeing as it’s wider than it is tall.

We didn’t scratch the disc

It was always scratched, you can ask the cat

One day we will commit to a git repo where we will be judged not by the pointyness of our banana but the contents of our peel.

There was another account doing this with a slightly different name yesterday. Lemmy’s been pretty sheltered thus far, but it may be time for some automated spam detection…

Pogs

West amphibia. Mountain hoppa.

It’s where 58th Ave meets 58th Pl. If you hit 58th Rd, turn right on 58th St because you’ve gone too far.

Live and let Levi

Alright, this has gone far jeanough.

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Who’s Al??