87.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Four victims is what it takes for a shooting to be considered a “mass shooting”.

This is a ridiculous number, because it seems too low & too high at the same time.

Bugs Bunny singlehandedly changed the meaning of “Nimrod” because people don’t understand sarcasm.

Or if the Judges enforce anything

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.

It’s like the censored Sesame Street clip of the Count

Pretty sure there’s probably a Killswitch built in so that it won’t run past a certain date without giving Tesla more money, so once the company tanks they’ll all be dead in the water.

I’ve always been a fan of “Great Caesar’s Ghost!”

One of the buildings where I took classes had little bees painted in the urinals. They were slightly off center, just enough for you to notice it and focus on it to see what looked weird.

“Cryptkeepers of Lemmy, what are your best crypt stories?”

I feel like there’s a certain demographic that would take pride in these shirts and just scream at everyone to get more…

Technically Correct since they are all bad…

I used Redd is Fun for years, even paid for the ad free version. Moved to Boost as the API debacle as the wave slowly started killing aps. Tried the official app for 2.5 seconds & hated it.

Moved to Lemmy & been loving it since.

You were just ahead of the boycott curve!

Are… Are we great again, yet?

Huh? 33 is all bumpy. 69 is Nice. Also round.

I would love to find a pair of the earbuds that came with the OG Game Boy. I don’t know if they were the best things ever, or if I wasn’t so much of an audiophile then.

I learned to ride my bike one handed so I could carry my boom box. Tracking down 8 D Batteries was the hardest part.

Roo’s mom

Her name is Kanga.

Life-like? Do you realize how long of a tentacle you could coil into a cubic meter? It’d be like that tool assisted perfect game of Snake, but in 3 dimensions…