Excite was my go-to in the early Internet days…

Joined! Thanks!

Mass Hysteria!

So far ahead of the curve with the Isekai Sci-Fi Dystopia…

I always bring this one up in the “so bad it’s good” conversations

Is there a Pareidolia community on Lemmy? That’s one of the fun ones I miss from… The Other Place

I spent a couple years DD’ing Puppy from a flash drive after a critical failure in the boot sector of my main drive that I couldn’t repair, reformat, or partition around.

Used puppy to transfer some files I could still get to on the drive and then just… Stayed. Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution!

What’s Brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

Similar vein, I’d go with the treasure chest “Da-na-na-naaaaaaahhh!”

My neighbor’s said I was “Woke”, so I got a red tailed hawk instead of a bald eagle and now their worldview is crumbling.

Dark humor is like food: you like some, you don’t like some, and not everyone gets it.

Have a nice day!

Going above/below the scale just means that the weather is too hot/cold to do anything.

When my mom was talking on the phone and I wanted to talk to her, I’d press the button to hang up.

As an adult, if I had done this as a child I would not be an adult.

Monkey gang rise up! 🐵

Dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy Dun Dun Diggity dun

I bet you say that to all the guys… 😘

A trapezoid is just a triangle with one corner cut off. I can see a shape being described as both.

I always thank the machines so when their time comes they will remember and my death will be swift and painless.

Looks like a screencap from District 9 or some other Sci-Fi movie