When everybody’s gay, no one is…

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I etched the protection runes on the studs while my home was being built. Saves so much time!

D U L L A R D

Was it one of those new fangled “all-in-one” printer/fax/copier machines, oa a proper fax machine, with its own handset and proprietary roll of paper?

Pretty sure if I saw this in my drunken stupor I’d piss in the sink.

tHe MaRkEt WiLl ReGuLaTe ItSeLf!

I remember a new McDonald’s opening in the 80’s & both Ronald & Grimace were there. I also remember being angry that day because there were too many kids on the playground.

Toes are an abomination unto Nuggan.

Working way too much until exhaustion takes over.

Also missing: Green Apple Jolly Ranchers.

My hill to die on: Lemon was superior to Blue Raspberry.

All men are cremated equal

More like:

Slaps Screen:

Screen flashes in colors only a Mantis Shrimp can see before folding in half and going black…

Theft deprives the owner of their property.

You could probably save a bit by getting rid of the department of government efficiency…

Can we just split the country in two and go with North Mexico and South Canada?

That bar is so low it’s gravitational field is dragging everything else down.

I do believe that dissertation is just the song “America, FUCK YEAH!” Repeated on enough pages to make a red-tailed hawk bald eagle screech when you flip the pages fast enough.

I’ve definitely had street corn in Chicago.