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The fact that it wasn’t a “reinstall Windows” level of virus is a win.

I take it the coke is to mix with the Jack, which is acceptable.

If you’re getting a bottle of Blanton’s for a mixed drink I’m going to punch you in the throat.

The guillotine got applied to the economy instead of the… Proper target…

Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador

“Fruit of the poisonous tree” is how I’ve always heard this one; don’t know if that’s the actual legal term or not.

I’d enjoy my Epson Eco tank printer more if it wasn’t trying to constantly update firmware, apps, drivers, etc.

I’m not setting up faxing. Stop asking.

I work with the general public. I always go to work expecting the worst, so when I have a day that’s relatively normal I’m pleasantly surprised.

The fact that you can follow along & offer a different perspective counts for more than you think, because it shows that you understand.

The worst is the people who think they’re the smartest person in the room, don’t understand what anyone is trying to explain to them, and insist on doing everything their way.

I’ll 1 up you and go with Liquid Television, where Aeon Flux started-- like Tracy Ulman & the Simpsons.

Says it “allows” for grandfathering, so I bet they pick & choose who’s a criminal and who gets a pass.

I use the Samsung rotating lock screen, with pictures set to landscapes, desserts, and animals.

Get about a dozen pics of each that change every 2 weeks or so. About a month ago there were a bunch of pictures of tropical fish that were all labeled “Swan”, which was way funnier to me than it should have been.

I had a phone that ran on Nokia’s Symbian OS before I got my first android. I kinda miss it.

Having a space to go where I can pull off the mask of “normal functioning human” for a bit.

Popcorn & eggs are where I test spice combinations.

If you want to get really illegal with popcorn, go for lemon pepper, sea salt, and a splash of cinnamon sugar.

It seems like swearing on the Constitution should be mandatory.

Raisins in cinnamon rolls is the true crime

If DST is so good, why isn’t it STANDARD…?

If it leads to housing prices dropping, I’m good with ugly.