I used Redd is Fun for years, even paid for the ad free version. Moved to Boost as the API debacle as the wave slowly started killing aps. Tried the official app for 2.5 seconds & hated it.

Moved to Lemmy & been loving it since.

You were just ahead of the boycott curve!

Are… Are we great again, yet?

Huh? 33 is all bumpy. 69 is Nice. Also round.

I would love to find a pair of the earbuds that came with the OG Game Boy. I don’t know if they were the best things ever, or if I wasn’t so much of an audiophile then.

I learned to ride my bike one handed so I could carry my boom box. Tracking down 8 D Batteries was the hardest part.

Roo’s mom

Her name is Kanga.

Life-like? Do you realize how long of a tentacle you could coil into a cubic meter? It’d be like that tool assisted perfect game of Snake, but in 3 dimensions…

That’s the porn parody: The DomiMatrix

“full tang” is the wording to look for on knives. I have gotten cheap ones before that had a little foil strip on the plastic handle to make it look like it was all metal.

The Matrix

Swap machines needing electricity for Demons needing Blood

If you want the angriest horny song ever, it’s definitely NIN - Closer

I’ve seen these type of breakdowns before, they usually started with:

“Undian Here!”

…but then shit happened and the Internet became less fun. I hope Lemmy never gets to that point because I love it here, too!

ATBGE

I’m stealing this. I’ll credit you if I remember. (I won’t… You’ll just be “someone on Lemmy”)

If we can get them to teach Linux instead of Windows and tell people - this will run on whatever computer you bring to class

Bro just nutted in his imaginary girlfriend

At least she’s not trying to figure out how to get pregananant!

Pretty sure if I wake up on the back of a tyrannosaurus, I’m going to try and kill it so I’m not caught in the crossfire of everyone else trying to kill it.

You forgot that one of the old white men is “rich”, so you have to apply the set of rich people consequences.

I will list them for you here: