That’s because you have to pass 3 dollar generals to get to the Walmart.

Their other sister?

My neutral evil on a small partial loaf is basically rolling it until all the excess is tucked.

Bang.

US justice: If you’re rich, you’re not a criminal.

If there’s not a child crying by the end, did you really even drive the bumper cars?

This is the only situation I would support some backwoods jackass converting something to diesel and “rolling coal” in it.

I know it will never happen, but I would find in genuinely hilarious.

The Council of Ricks is now suing you for copyright infringement.

The Purge begins in 3… 2… 1…

There are 2 types of pug owners:

• My precious baby is perfect and can do no wrong.

• You’re lucky I love you you ugly little shit.

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

Guess who’s back…

You can get EOL Chromebooks for around $40-50. Who cares that they don’t get security updates when you’re not using ChromeOS!

Right in your price range, and now it’s a portable all-in-one package.

I got an EOL Chromebook for $50, dropped Mint on it & use it to run a 3D printer instead of a raspberry pi.

Available now if you subscribe to my highest Patreon tier!

What’s up, Doc?

The fact that it wasn’t a “reinstall Windows” level of virus is a win.

I take it the coke is to mix with the Jack, which is acceptable.

If you’re getting a bottle of Blanton’s for a mixed drink I’m going to punch you in the throat.

The guillotine got applied to the economy instead of the… Proper target…

Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador