Show a company how to sign your name… what could go wrong?

America should have a day of love for trump

It’s sad that most people don’t know that a plurality isn’t the same thing as a majority

My first thought was bash.org and I thought, “Chet needs to get his ass in gear.”

Why is it rape now but just sexual assault for gaetz?

I guess it really is necessary because there are so many morons now.

Fuck Bill Clinton. He is the worst Democrat president in my life.

#CEOLIVESMATTER

We are in the second Gilded Age

I must admit I’m in my cups right now, but I feel like To the maga proletariat, I don’t even think they go as deep as that. To them it’s more like in group out group thinking, which means you don’t look like me or talk like me so fuck you

It’s funny that you talk about Mass murderers because when the alt right talks about Mass murderers that align with their skin colors it’s usually apologetic

I would never be a Luigi because i couldn’t take a life, but i’d LOVE to have some more Luigis

I have a suspicion that they have a virus that they want to spread and protect themselves from

Is a part of me that wants to go back to Linux just for Mplayer. That blows VLC and mpv out of the water. You could watch movies on a potato with that

i totally misread that

It would be a shame if the rich got eaten. I do not support eating the rich

Take money away from a children’s hospital? I don’t know if that would go over well

“All right kids! Gather 'round! We’re gonna plop the turkey!!”

Compatibility is probably the most important quality to look for in a romantic partner.

Dear god no