The human embodiment of Internet Explorer, everyone.

Doubtful. Without Linux running the majority of the internet, I doubt the desktop scene would look the same as it does today.

Functional decor is my personal favorite. I usually have my guitars hung up (just moved, not up in the new house yet). I tried to convince my wife to let me buy two giant googly eyes and set up our central vacuum tube as a mustache, but she didn’t go for it (I don’t blame her, just a tad sad).

Haha nope

step down

How about we call for his arrest and trial?

No.