Scorpions are amazing. They are older than trees and one of the earliest animals to crawl out of the ocean.

If only there was a device that combined the Steam Deck with a keyboard and a 14" monitor. Like a Steam Deck that is designed to sit on top of your lap…

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Play without the power suit in OG Metroid

I knew two girls who learned sign language just to gossip during class

I didn’t know the Extra Fabulous Comics author opened a book store

You gain efficiency, but lose fun

I use fuck to fix typos

We are our own devils and we make this world our hell.

The latest update broke ipv4 on my ThinkPad, ipv6 works just fine. How is that even possible?

Unfortunately, Fairphone is not available in my country. I’d buy it in a heartbeat if it was :(

I feel the same. I think they got to a point where there’s nothing else left to improve, no interesting features to add.

The only feature I am really looking forward to is the return of removable batteries.

I had a professor who kept all the materials from the books that he wrote on his website. He was cool with students printing the html pages and bringing it to class.

Musk wants to cash out and leave Tesla bankrupt. I call it a Trump move.

I was in a similar situation. A few weeks after I got hired, the project I was hired for was cancelled, so they “benched” me.

I spent three months being paid to do whatever I wanted, didn’t even need to go to the office. It was nice at first, but I felt useless and miserable after a couple of months.

This made me understand why some people keep working long after they have enough to retire.

Recover from any injury by eating whole cheese wheels

That actually happened with a former coworker of mine, the clumsiest person I’ve ever met. (Me being the second one)

One of the bathrooms at the hotel we were staying at had a mirror covering the entire wall. Of course the clumsy guy tried to walk into the mirror, bashing his face. It was hilarious!

Smartphones. Most people don’t need to buy the latest and greatest iPhone every year.

“If it’s on the internet, it’s true!” - George Washington

“You are not fat, you are delicious”

Then give her some love bites!

You can get that yellow cassava in any supermarket here in Brazil. I like making soup with it.

I wonder why it’s rare everywhere else, it’s so much more delicious than potatoes and other types of cassava.