KAHEEyyyy

Eeeh, life’s a laugh, death’s a joke, but remember that the last laugh is always on you!

I live with two roommates in a flat. One of them smokes. Of course, he has to smoke indoors as well, as if the whole place is his (we got two balconies btw) . Can’t describe when I get home after a long day in uni to come back to a flat that smells like a smoking friendly bar.

Is this how a boeing 797 is made?

Sorry, Ralph. Nothing personal, kiddo.

Not good enough until I can count pixels on the fingers of my two hands!

Time for a NatGeo style documentary - cricket people vs lizard people

There was that whole conspiracy theory that some of the billionaires are lizard people, now we got cricket people too

When girls show me their fine China: 😏

YOO I SAW A GREAT TIT

Euro truck simulator 2. I have already spent ~200 hours in that game. Personally I like it because of the multiplayer mod and there you can see all kinds of drivers over there… Ngh

Anyways, I recently bought 4 map DLCs for the game, I’m sure that will make me sink less time in that pit (/s)

Holy fuck when that ass slaps, the earth is going to resonate in ways it hasn’t ever before

My neighbours hate when I summon eldritch being beyond human comprehension, they say it scares their dog. But man, I just need help with cleaning up my flat…

503 service unavailable, it’s always the damn 503

Yarb sale in the big yale

SMDH, can’t even get kidnapped for free anymore 🙄

☹️ | 🙂

I fuckin knew it

What’s the correct pronunciation for “GIF”?

Hope y’all into power rock, punk and a few random pop songs, because this gonna be a crazy night