People have always been out for themselves, it’s not the fault of religion and religion is not the solution. Religion can give an outlet to those looking for structure and community in their lives, this can both be used for good and exploited in equal measure. The reason it feels more common that people are out for themselves is 3-fold: the internet has caused a weird bubble culture where you feel the need to make a name for yourself within the social media you are consuming especially with a growing population where it’s harder than ever to feel like you even matter, a growing divide in economic class where the people at the bottom feel the need to pull themselves up any means necessary, and an increased amount of rich people being given a platform to preach their success/luck to anyone they want as an additional status symbol whether or not it’s moral or even true

Then you realize that’s your bathroom and you never had a tinder date…

If that helps curb the chance of nuclear apocalypse I’d take solar flare stone age apocalypse. Would still suck, but in a different way.

“They were after his charms, but I sucked them up first”

The same thing that stops them from pooping in the sinks, absolutely nothing…

The only real problem is the skewed background, but that could be explained by bad photoshop

TLDR, just tell me which one pairs well with fish

I’m from South Jersey, not sure who is keeping the Olive Gardens open but it’s not me. I don’t know what you’re looking for, but it’s a nice state for the most part, but I’ll admit I’m biased. I think most of the shit is because New York and Philadelphia have us sandwiched in between them and they’re very vocal cities with a lot of pride in themselves so we’re the easy punching bag. Just don’t force us to pump our own gas and there won’t be any problems!

Either way, I’m using “platypus” for emphasis from now on. There’s something satisfying about it.

I’d just rip off the “thanks” part and wait…

You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

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– Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge

Nerdfighteria sites their sources.

My Duolingo addiction is finally validated! I knew it wasn’t just a weird fetish for culo de búho!

Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!

I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

The fabled MegaSD card

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?