Costco has sub par service at their tire center, but good prices. Recommend using their prices to price match at a regular store with better service to get the best of both worlds.

Sorry about that, Chief.

Careful that baby lol will grow up to become an adult ROFL

Padme: Right?

Mountain lions devoured my visage?

If a tire tax is to generate enough money for that purpose then it’ll significantly increase the cost of tires. As a consequence, lower income earners will not replace their tires when they should, leading to more road accidents.

Consume those who hoard disgustingly large amounts of wealth.

Next thing you’ll tell me is Iron Man wasn’t the inspiration for the element iron.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Tax was made.

very specific kinds of desperate people

Me who honestly enjoyed surströmming…

Even had a decent ending. Bizarro Jerry was excellent too.

He can vote a little as a treat.

Dude that’s totally a scam. I’ll do it for only $399.99 but I also need your mother’s maiden name and your favorite book for some reason.

Well done, dad.

Captain Beefheart. I get his performance was part of an act, but if you don’t take it all as a joke the music is pretty terrible to listen to. As a joke though it’s hilarious.

“Please clap.”

How many miles? Would you say, ten million?

Give me a pack of Red Vines and a large popcorn with a blueberry ICEE please.

Lobster and sushi only on days that end with a Y. It’ll be tough cutting back but he’ll manage.