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  • pirat@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.worldThe bots are among us.
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    9 days ago

    A Kenyan union has many opinions

    And a funny opinion on Kenyan onions

    The Kenyan onion has multiple layers

    It just goes “on” and “on” for years and years

    Like the Kenyan union’s opinions on onions

    They make you cry, but unlike grand canyons

    Their views are not great like your fantasy mansion’s

    Now, is this really a poem of onion?

    Or is it rather a ridiculous riddle?

    They said it just goes “on” and “on”

    But “i” was forgotten in the middle…



  • The “magic remote” from LG …

    It’s so magic it makes you pay for a new remote with features that should already work on the regular remote.

    But I get it. We’re talking groundbreaking features like navigating up/down/left/right, back and even selecting stuff! /s

    The solution I found for my parents’ aging LG TV begging for a “magic remote” was adding an AndroidTV box with its own remote and an updated OS with an actual selection of working, relevant apps (as opposed to the native OS of the TV), for a cheaper price than a “magic remote” IIRC. Finally, replacing the default launcher of the AndroidTV box with the minimalist FLauncher made the replacement a somewhat less crappy experience than it initially was.












  • I thought it was supposed to be an infinite amount of monkeys, since it’s known as “infinite monkey theorem”, but apparently, according to Wikipedia,

    The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare. […]

    […] can be generalized to state that any sequence of events that has a non-zero probability of happening will almost certainly occur an infinite number of times, given an infinite amount of time or a universe that is infinite in size.

    However, I think, as long as either the timeframe or monkey amount is infinite, it should lead to the same results. So, why even limit one of them on this theoretical level after all?

    The linked study even seems to limit both, so they’re not quite investigating the actual classic theorem of one monkey with infinite time, it seems.