Feel nothing but horny. Gonna masturbate to death

Hey due to mountain dew I’ve consumed crazy amounts of bromine! That’s why it was banned in the EU. No longer contains it though which is nice

Yep. You’ve probably heard of square space, shopify is similar. All the online small businesses I know use it, and many larger ones too

I mean, feeling bad cause I’m projecting feelings onto it, sure. Feeling what someone else would feel if you were in their situation is empathy though

Imagining how I’d feel if I were in that objects place, then projecting it onto the object. For example: my coffee maker that I’ve had for a very long time breaks. I feel bad throwing it away because I empathize with serving someone a long time then being disposed of.

Yes please

I’m just gonna kill myself

No thanks I don’t smoke

I can’t stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho

Put a big squishy plug in, and then hold a deep tissue massager against it. Heaven.

No clue, I was just frustrated with how much useless extended metaphor was in the article and thought I’d save people some time

TL:DR: minimize randomness, group variables by access frequency, and unroll loops if your compiler doesn’t do that already

Honestly? Kill me when I was in middle school

Because the genocide isn’t done yet. Simple as.

I’d join the Borg in an instant.

Lmao I can learn. Teach me something then quiz me on it

Chairman of the Federal Department of Cum Guzzling

I dunno something gay

I don’t have to imagine it

I doubt anyone taking all that wants to see the next day