I’m just gonna kill myself

No thanks I don’t smoke

I can’t stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho

Put a big squishy plug in, and then hold a deep tissue massager against it. Heaven.

No clue, I was just frustrated with how much useless extended metaphor was in the article and thought I’d save people some time

TL:DR: minimize randomness, group variables by access frequency, and unroll loops if your compiler doesn’t do that already

Honestly? Kill me when I was in middle school

Because the genocide isn’t done yet. Simple as.

I’d join the Borg in an instant.

Lmao I can learn. Teach me something then quiz me on it

Chairman of the Federal Department of Cum Guzzling

I dunno something gay

I don’t have to imagine it

I doubt anyone taking all that wants to see the next day

Customer data

Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I’m happy you made this and will be something I’ll try to do in the future

3 is my guess. Look at tiktok

If he guts the MIC I will be extremely pleasantly surprised.

Not much point to a collar you forget is there

They don’t innovate because they barely have any competition

You can hate steam all you want, and people fanboying over them can be pretty annoying, but this is, imo, demonstrably false. They’ve pretty consistently been innovating and trying new things, even when they don’t end up working well. They were very early into voice chat, back in the day your options were more or less skype, possibly mumble, and that pleas pretty much it. Relatively easy, integrated voice chat was was innovative. Similarly, being able to to stream your game to friends. I don’t think this feature ever got all that use and it never worked that well for me, but it was really ahead of it’s time imo. The way they handle family sharing has been both unique and consumer friendly, and also they haven’t just sat on it, they’ve improved it. They’ve implemented a way to play local co-op games remotely even. One of the biggest innovations imo has been how they handle being signed in on multiple computers and being able to stream games from one computer to another. Hell, they’ve even innovated with hardware, with the steam link being very ahead of it’s time in that regard. I’m not going to mention proton, steamOS and the deck, someone else surely has or will.

Look, we should never trust a company to be ethical or feel like they’re a friend or one our side or shit like that, but I do appreciate how much new stuff they’ve pushed for over the years