Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Is 2 hours later another time? I could use some crackhead lore building.

I’ve done that. Even though to myself “who put this apple here?” as I sat down in the passenger seat.

I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just…got in. I asked “can I help you?” and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.

Soufflémmy

Then why is my freezer so full of giant ground sloth?

Mmmmm. Gain.

Unless they’re over 25 years old. But then there’s state laws for that too. I just want my kei truck.

I’m only a professional scientist in the loosest sense of the term but for years we’ve tried to figure out why Joe can’t leave the break room to fart and who the fuck does he think he is?

Crassus really was the Hamburglar of his time.

Better download one right away.

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

The heart attack gun of songs.

Banks Lake in the US has been doing it for quite awhile too.

Wait until they find his sub.

Yea, sometimes. There’s usually enough other stuff going on it’s not a problem.