So annoying when people put their pets on seats in a restaurant

I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.

I use navigation to go to the grocery store.

Because a pause on hiring will help productivity go up

yikes. reality has just hit that it’s going to happen very soon.

What’s a chortle?

Hold on to your butts!

Frequent hand washing is a good habit to develop. Especially in the kitchen.

It’s hard to sympathize with rich celebrities that own multiple mansions, and lost one, but have other homes to go to. But this Netflix show is going to present as “out of touch” even under the most ideal circumstances.

I’m wondering if her team thought the views wouldn’t be great this week, and are delaying it for a more promising week.

Mario needs to step up

but you can send money to me 😇

I talked to the same one too! I tried to report it.

People don’t wear sunglasses at night

Señor, esto es un Wendy’s.

For real?

Don’t worry. Just enjoy the ride.

I wonder how Mario feels about this while Luigi is on lockdown

I’ve been thinking about switching over to Lemmy.today