I guess we don’t exist, then

One of the very few examples of lettering on a flag not looking out of place

Ah, yes, the hidden hand: Full Clown

Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth

I have not (thankfully) experienced the condition in real life, but Sanderson usually does his research on portraying this kind of stuff, so he often hits close.

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

Yes, yes, any criticism of Bolsheviks is made up by The West™

Soviets removed the “proletariat” from the dictatorship very quickly. About the same time when Lenin decided he didn’t like losing elections or having any sort of political opposition whatsoever.

Helping someone with their hand’s reentry is not quite my dream job, but I’ll do it.

I guess he meant he’ll stop trying in 24 hours. Not that he ever started.

“I don’t want to go on the cart” is just my team in Overwatch

If I had to pick just one, it would probably be [email protected]

russia has ditched the “empire” from the name, doesn’t mean they’ve stopped trying to be one. By that logic, DPRK is a democratic republic because it’s in the name. You can name countries literally anything.

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They are actually pretty comfy. Like, you can also buy one with a blank pillowcase if you’re not into the… stuff… and they help when you’re sleeping on one side.

Displaying the full rainbow of colors!

What you call your nipples is your own business

HELL IS FULL

If you add gelatin to it, it becomes another meal

I prefer keeping my digits outside of the soup. Easier to hold a spoon with them that way.